Monday, November 13, 2006

not writing essays

I should be seriously writing an essay this week. But I am not.

Ten ways to avoid writing essays
(1) Clean room
(2) Cut finger nails
(3) Clean room again because of finger nails on floor
(4) Surf the internet vaguely and call it research
(5) Read lots of slightly related books - it is also research
(6) Tell others the bits of 13th century liturgical triva learnt in (5)
(7) Go for a walk to clear the mind after the hard work
(8) Have a nap
(9) Decide that tomorrow will definitely be a much better day for it
(10) Write a blog entry about not writing essays

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And have you finished the essay yet......

You can come and clean my room if you like, I fear it is a task need ing to be tackled soon. Either than ot I need something more important to do, so it can become my distraction tactic.